gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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4 days ago // 415,268 notes

volumeun:

bondedwiththesea:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

And then you cry.

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grim-grin:

justalittlesatan:

bonkalore:

miss-tetra:

positiveconnotation:

moniquill:

umajanelaaberta:

chetivepoupeesouffreteuse:

Easy as hell pizza balls by ~1wolfmadien
Pizza Balls:Ingredients:3 cans Pillsbury Buttermilk Biscuits (10 ct)60 pepperoni slices (2 per biscuit)Block of cheese (Colby/Monterey Jack or Cheese Stick)1 beaten eggParmesan CheeseItalian seasoningGarlic powder1 jar pizza sauceDirections:Slice cheese into approx. 28 squares (or if using cheese stix, cut in 3rds). Flatten each biscuit and stack pepperoni and cheese on top. Gather edges of biscuit and secure on top of ‘roll’. Line rolls in greased 9x13 pan. Brush with beaten egg. Sprinkle with parmesan cheese, Italian seasoning & garlic powder. Bake at 425°F for 18-20 minutes. Serve with warm pizza sauce for dipping.

plz

There’s no tomato in these.
Like maybe you could take a ziploc bag of pizza sauce and snip off a corner and squirt a teaspoon or so if it into the middle of each ball before sealing?

Or heat up pizza sauce and dip the balls in it?

oh my god

reblogging these again for future reference

I want sooo badddd

Do it. My boyfriend and I have made these twice. It’s wicked easy and super delicious. And leftovers are fantastic.
quads-for-the-gods:

goatcorporation:

largecoin:

cant beleive this is a baby cow

they’re actually called calves. this is a calf

awww what a cute panda.

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

enstarprise:

alegbra:

being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE

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It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life. You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen

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chickensandwich:

pizzaforpresident:

i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami

i’m telling grandpa salami that you were talking shit

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4 days ago // 176,415 notes
d-eanna9:

sometimeskaren:

“Inside every burning leaf is the pattern of an older tree.” -Sting

That’s fucking awesome

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

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